There's a fire in your house, what would you go back for?
Your morning alarm goes off, what's the first thing you reach for?
It's late and you're in bed, what nighttime ritual do you perform before hitting the hay?
You're in a restaurant enjoying good food, good beer and good company, what's in your hand?
Complete this sentence, "I would be lost without..."
If you answered "my smart phone", or any version of that phrase to any of the above questions, guess what, folks?
YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM!!
Yup, that's right, you're an addict. Consider this your intervention. On behalf of your loved ones, I implore you...
PUT DOWN THE GODDAMN DUCKIE!*
*The duckie being your smart phone, and in the vid below, "play the saxophone" can be substituted with just about any activity. Like cooking. Or driving. Or having sex.
And for those of you who aren't addicts, you're still gonna wanna watch this clip. Trust me.
What does Jane Curtain, Pee Wee Herman, Mark Ingram and Jeremy Irons all have in common?
They're in this clip.
Curious. Does this pic creep anyone else out? I fear for Snuffy's trunk. (click to enlarge. TWHS!!)
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| You're kind creepy, Keith. |
