shhh... it's a secret

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

"It wasn't me, Officer, I swear. And you can't prove that it was... oh."

The other day I headed into the office of one of my schools and walked in on the middle of a serious conversation. 

The Administrative Assistant (aka "Head Secretary") was relaying a story to the Principal about something that happened when she and a couple of the other secretaries were in the back soccer field for their daily walk. 

While out for their stroll, they stumbled upon part of the chain-link fence that had been torn down by an automobile, which they had concluded based on the tire tracks that had ripped up the entire soccer field.

The Principal, very concerned, stated that this incident needed to be immediately reported to Security. She also expressed that she hoped, but doubted, that they would be able to catch the person(s) who had damaged the fields. 

At this point the Admin. Assist. stood up and said, "Oh, I don't think that should be a problem" as she pulled something out from behind her desk and dropped it onto the counter.

That's right, folks, the vandals had left behind their license plate. Mounting system and all. 

And for the record, some principals just don't have a sense of humor. Especially when someone suggests to them, during a conversation about something as serious as vandalism, that maybe someone should report the incident to Dumb Criminals.


Logical Libby said...

Kids are getting dumber. Every year my husband deals with the same shit he did the year before. It's like the figure since THEY haven't done it before, he won't know anything about it.

Love the license plate though.

Didactic Pirate said...

Hee. Idiot Criminals are funny.

jules said...

Seriously? What is wrong with people. Excellent stupid criminals story ! ha ha.

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