shhh... it's a secret

Thursday, March 4, 2010

In the shower....

.... I am brilliant.

All my best ideas come to me in the shower. By the time I've washed, rinsed, dried, dressed and brushed, I've lost them all. I'm a genius in the shower. I'm clever. I'm funny. I'm insightful. I'm intelligent. I'm... uh... well, I'd be able to come up with numerous adjectives to describe myself if I were in the shower right now. 

In the shower, I know how to tell a story. In the shower, I can solve all the problems of the world. In the shower, I can solve all of my problems. In the shower, my thesis is completed. In the shower, I have ambition. In the shower, I am the BEST ME THAT I CAN BE!!!

I think the shower is magical. Maybe it's the hot water. Maybe it's the process of cleansing. Maybe it's fact that I'm naked. I don't know. I do know, however, that my next computer will be waterproof.


Shelley Weber said...

I know what you are saying, I have some of the best thoughts in the shower as well... then forget a lot of it when I'm out, unless I take preemptive measures, which sometimes still doesn't help. Maybe we should get some of those bathtub crayons to write it all down on the walls.

April said...

Great idea!

The mad woman behind the blog said...

My bed has the same effect. Unfortunately as soon as I turn on the light its gone. And forget trying to write w/ the Hubs in the bed. Focker!

Krista said...

I have experienced the same enlightening moments in the shower. The shower makes me feel intelligent, and with two little boys draining the "smartness" out of me, that's saying something! I also have these moments while rocking Ben to sleep or as I'm falling asleep. I wish someone would invent a machine that would take your thoughts instantly from mind to paper. How cool would that be? I'd buy it!

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