.... I am brilliant.
All my best ideas come to me in the shower. By the time I've washed, rinsed, dried, dressed and brushed, I've lost them all. I'm a genius in the shower. I'm clever. I'm funny. I'm insightful. I'm intelligent. I'm... uh... well, I'd be able to come up with numerous adjectives to describe myself if I were in the shower right now.
In the shower, I know how to tell a story. In the shower, I can solve all the problems of the world. In the shower, I can solve all of my problems. In the shower, my thesis is completed. In the shower, I have ambition. In the shower, I am the BEST ME THAT I CAN BE!!!
I think the shower is magical. Maybe it's the hot water. Maybe it's the process of cleansing. Maybe it's fact that I'm naked. I don't know. I do know, however, that my next computer will be waterproof.