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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

[Insert creative title here]

I’m completely uninspired. All my inspiration has been lost. Where did it go? In New York I was brimming over with ideas. I was jotting down things to write about left and right. I could jump in the shower and immediately compose a hilarious story about my fashion faux pas of the 90s. At 1:00 am I could begin writing a wonderful homage to John Cusack. While eating breakfast and watching Supernatural, I was able to outline the perfect post comparing Twitter to the cool kids’ table in the school cafeteria. Now that I’m in Virginia… nothing. Nada. Nilch. Zippo. My creativity has dried up.

What gives? Is it because my primo creative time is no longer alone time? Is it because there are now expectations that I be in bed, ready to sleep, at 10:00 pm? Is it because I’m being cruelly dragged from the comforts of slumber at 6:00 am? Is it because everything of mine that is me is packed away in boxes, deep in the confines of storage while I’m living in someone else’s space, among their things?

Yes, yes, yes and… yes.

I’ve been in this situation before. Cohabiting always makes me feel less like me. I never feel more like me than when I’m by myself. Or when I’m around others like me. But now, well, I’m not by myself, and I’m not around others like me. Therefore, if I’m not me right now, than who I am?

I’m a shell of the real me, struggling to muster the energy to be me while dreading the idea of losing more of me. I need to be surrounded by creative people, in creative places, and amongst creatively inspiring things. My creativity is fizzling. Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff............

In the meantime, while I attempt to recharge, or decide to throw in the towel, Miss Nikki honored me with an award, and since I accepted the challenge that comes along with it, I guess now is as good of a time as any to complete it.

(Thanks, Miss Nikki. Rule #1? Check!)

So apparently there are rules that come along with this thing and what not. *Sigh* I'm so not into rules right now, but for the sake of keeping the bloggity blog world happy, I'll post them anyways. Lucky for us, there are only three:
  1. Thank the blogger who awarded it to you (done)
  2. Sum up your blogging philosophy, motivation, and experience using five words (say what now?)
  3. Pass it on to 10 other blogs which you feel have real substance (10? we'll see about that. I don't even have the energy to read 10 blogs anymore *sigh*)
Alright, well, here goes nuttin'...
Boredom (as in, I created it because of, I write it because of, and you read it because of)
Alcohol (as in, the fuel that keeps me going, also, my best stories are the result of, but unfortunately they're also the most humiliating and shameful so I don't really write about them, and you don't really get to read about them)
Comments (as in, I'm a whore for them and they keep me going)
Humor (as in, I pretend to have a sense of one when I write so long as you all continue pretending to understand it when you read)
Pickles (as in, I love 'em, and so should you)
Okay, now for the hard part. I have to pass this shit on.

Um... so... don't judge me on this or anything, but I decided to mix things up a bit. It seems like all the same bloggers out there keep getting all the awards, and rightfully so, 'cause they're good, but I've decided to share with you 10 (random) blogs that I enjoy reading that you probably aren't reading.* And yes, these were selected randomly** from my blogroll using everyone's favorite tool, the random number generator over at
  1. [ THE DRIFTER and the GYPSY ] 
  2. No Teacher Left Behind
  3. Skunkboy Creatures 
  4. Etiquette Bitch
  5. A Cup Full of Cake
  6. Wait in the Van
  7. DC Princess 
  8. *uncorked 
  9. Miss Mommy
  10. a single girl in the city...
And there you have it. Go check out these bloggers. Let 'em know who sent you (and while you're there can you give them the good news about this blogger award thing? I might not get around to it today. Thanks). I can't guarantee you're gonna like them, nor can a I guarantee that they're frequent posters and what not, but they're on my blogroll so they must have something going on or else I wouldn't have chosen to follow them.

Congrats winners, and thanks again, Miss Nikki. Sorry if I didn't present this with as much enthusiasm as it warranted, but in case you missed it above, I'm creatively and inspirational-ly dead inside.

Now please excuse me while I go drown my sorrows. 

* I realize there's an official day for this sort of thing, but I prefer doing things my way. Deal with it.
** But not necessarily accurate. I can't be held responsible for my counting skills.


DateMeDC said...

hey come to Crystal City Sports Pub tonight. We're celebrating my friend Al's boyfriend's birthday.

Didactic Pirate said...

Buck up, Champ. Inspiration and Creativity will come.

I think you're right to blame Virginia. Damn state with its lush greenery and rolling hills.

Alyssa Kate said...

Just want you to know... I love pickles too.

I'm a new blogger, check it out:

I'll keep reading!

One Blonde Girl said...

@ DateMeDC - Bah! Another night. Defs. I'll be in touch.

@ DP - Thanks, and you're right. I think I'm just trying to adjust. And I know. What kind of weirdos get inspired by nature? Losers.

@ Alyssa Kate - Thanks for stopping by!

cbs111 said...

I think there is something in the air that is sucking the creativity out of the blogosphere. I've had the same problem. Good luck.

Tom Bremer said...

Thanks for mentioning my blog, No Teacher Left Behind.

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