Once upon a time there was a little blonde girl who had a lot of work to do. The little blonde girl hated doing her work and tried to find any excuse she could to avoid it. One day, the little blonde girl went on a journey through the big wide blogging world. Along the way she met numerous creative and inspiring people. She discovered wonderful new places- some pretty, some scary, but all of them exciting.
Eventually, the little blonde girl decided that she had to return home again and continue with her work, even though she was enjoying her journey so much. Along her way home, the little blonde girl came across some paper clippings. Her curiosity was piqued when she noticed more and more of them. It appeared the clippings were leading down a side path through the woods. Since the little blonde girl wasn't really in any hurry to get home, she followed the path. At the end of the path, there was a small clearing. In the clearing was a stage of the kind you would find in a grand old theater.
Upon the stage, behind the thick, red velvet curtains, were the most beautiful things the little blonde girl had ever seen...
The little blonde girl had discovered the glorious, macabre wonders of the Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre. While enjoying the delights of the theater, the little blonde girl barely noticed the time pass. When she was finished viewing, the little blonde girl glanced up at the sky and noticed that the sun had all but disappeared.
Panicked, the little blonde girl bid farewell to the cast of characters upon the darkening stage and frantically ran through the woods, back to her home where, much to the little blonde girl's dismay, her work was still waiting for her, uncompleted.